Muttley you snickering floppy eared hound
When courage is needed, you're never around
Those medals you wear on your moth-eaten chest
Should be there for bungling at which you are best

So stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon
Howww?

Nab him
Jab him
Tab him
Grab him
Stop that pigeon now!

You, silly, stop sneaking it's not worth the chance
For you'll be returned by the seat of your pants
And clunk, you invent me a thingamybob
That chatches that pigeon or I lose my job

So stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon
Howww?

Nab him
Jab him
Tap him
Grab him
Stop that pigeon now!